(Source: englishsnow)

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera)

I turned off my phone
Because I could not
Handle the certainty
That you were not
Even trying to talk
To me.

M.S.

(via c-collarbone)

(Source: coffee-crinkled-pages)

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: cutebiche)

the-real-jeff:

Never forget the REAL skeleton war

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The honeymoon phase never has to end.
Jimmy Fallon (on marriage)

(Source: camilledope)